Hilarious relatable stories about dogs


We all imagine our adorable animals sitting by the fire, delicately chewing on their fresh new toy, but that’s just delusional! Most of us have figured out that dogs are difficult to buy toys for; there’s a science to it. Sure that squeaky turtle seems like the perfect thing, but guess what, you’re wrong! That little squeaker will be out in seconds, fluff will be hanging from Fido’s jowls,  and once he’s finished, the flat, hole-filled turtle will be left in the centre of the room, surrounded by remnants of what used to be his cuteness.

The gimmicks in stores amuse me. Sure they’re fun to squeeze until the manager glares you down, or when you launch them down the isles, but really they’re only going to be fun for you, or an old dog that needs a new pillow. We have the loud squeakers that will grab your dog’s attention quicker than a squirrel, but that’s not necessarily the best thing once they grow curious to where this annoying sound is coming from. Balls, sure it’s the go-to thing. Dogs love balls, right? Well yeah, but it takes time to find the right ball. Most balls will grow massive holes for some odd reason, or are just plain too hard to get any joy from. If you have a dog like mine, she loves to rip the fabric around those colourful animal looking things instantly! The most recent attraction seems to be the ‘flying squirrel’ & other variants. Fun right? I suppose maybe if your dog doesn’t have teeth or is as gentle as a duckling, but for the most part they aren’t. Their teeth will dig holes, and of course they will start with the tag! It’s rather amusing once you deal with the fact that the toy just wont last, so you decide to play tug-of-war with what’s left of the stretchy arms and all!

Now for the great toys that should, in theory, last forever! Kongs seems to be the most popular toy at the moment! Though I haven’t seen anyone buy those massive Kongs the size of boat buoys. Those just seem excessive. The small ones are lifesavers for the owner of the dog that’s teething or has enough pent up energy to chew through a wall. I can’t find a way to explain the next toy… It’s an odd squishy, foamish feeling ball that never seems to rip. They seem to last a long time, withstanding dog vs. dog tug-o-war fights, days in the pool, and just everyday chewing. An old ball, this you may have overlooked. We have an old football that the dogs love to fight over, running until they both collapse of exhaustion. These old things are great & cheap, and it really doesn’t matter if they gain holes because for some odd reason they fill back up with air!? This is greatly entertaining for the animals!


What’s your chew toy gone wrong experience?


6 responses

  1. My dogs always start tearing those cute plushy toys apart at the seams. Our aussie/shep could have the squeaker out of those things in less than 30 seconds. I’ll have to agree with you on the old football, the only thing that seems to have stood the test of time is an old soccer ball we had years before we even got dogs!

    June 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    • Thanks for the comment!
      I learned fast that dogs /love/ sports balls. Every last one that we kept out in the open was ripped open and left for them to finish off! xD

      June 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

  2. Our corgi, Suki, generally starts with the little tag (manufacturers instructions). She meticulously removes it from the toy, slowly unravels the threads and then rapidly disembowels the poor thing. She does leave the head intact, protectively carrying it around wherever she goes. The only kong toys she is remotely interested in, are the small squeaky tennis balls. The squeaker disappears rapidly, yellow fuzzies miraculously appear in the strangest places. But, we love her. Irreplaceable.

    June 6, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    • Thanks for that! xD
      Seems like she has it down to a science! My dog’s rather malicious with things that resemble something living, either by chewing “where the sun doesn’t shine” or by deliberately trying to rip it’s head off!

      June 6, 2012 at 11:16 pm

  3. Hey my grandkids do the same thing!

    June 7, 2012 at 4:26 am

    • Baha! Thanks for the laugh!
      I never thought of comparing those two!

      June 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

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